Posts Tagged ‘Guess’



Have you seen these immigration laws from this country and guess what country they are from?

February 17th, 2010 by Dirtguy | 8 Comments | Filed in Waterfront Real Estate
IMMIGRATION LAWS

THERE WILL BE NO SPECIAL BILINGUAL PROGRAMS IN THE SCHOOLS.
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THERE WILL BE NO SPECIAL BALLOTS FOR ELECTIONS.
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ALL GOVERNMENT BUSINESS WILL BE CONDUCTED IN OUR LANGUAGE.
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FOREIGNERS WILL NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE NO MATTER HOW
LONG THEY ARE HERE.
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FOREIGNERS WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HOLD POLITICAL OFFICE.
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FOREIGNERS WILL NOT BE A BURDEN TO THE TAXPAYERS.
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NO WELFARE, NO FOOD STAMPS, NO HEALTH CARE OR OTHER
GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE PROGRAMS.
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FOREIGNERS CAN INVEST IN THIS COUNTRY BUT IT MUST BE AN
AMOUNT EQUAL TO 40,000 TIMES THE DAILY MINIMUM WAGE.
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IF FOREIGNERS DO COME AND WANT TO BUY LAND, THAT WILL BE
OKAY. BUT OPTIONS WILL BE RESTRICTED……….
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED WATERFRONT PROPERTY. THAT IS RESERVED
FOR CITIZENS NATURALLY BORN INTO THIS COUNTRY.
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FOREIGNERS MAY NOT PROTEST; NO DEMONSTRATIONS; NO WAVING A
FOREIGN FLAG; NO POLITICAL ORGANIZING; NO BAD-MOUTHING OUR
PRESIDENT OR HIS POLICIES.
IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE SENT HOME.
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IF YOU DO COME TO THIS COUNTRY ILLEGALLY, YOU WILL BE HUNTED
DOWN AND SENT STRAIGHT TO JAIL.
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HARSH, YOU SAY?…………

The above laws happen to be the Immigration Laws of:
“MEXICO!”

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Is my poem enjoyable? How can I strengthen it?

September 26th, 2009 by Dirtguy | 5 Comments | Filed in Beach Real Estate

Greenland: Future Beach Paradise

That’s right,
get in now
get in on the ground floor
of this amazing real estate opportunity

Be there when
Jack Frost fumbles his grip
and the Arctic sheds ice

While St. Nickolas is busy removing
his jacket, cap, gloves
be busy burying your toes in newly uncovered sand

While other people are fighting malnutrition and vector-disease
you’ll have the beach tan that say’s “I told you so.”

20 -30 – even 100 acre lots are available for-ice cubes on the glacier
Act now
Don’t be a grumpy polar bear with no place to go
I guess I need to be clear that this poem is based on irony and satire.

I think it’s horrible, what’s happening with globial warming. By giving the narrator a “pro globial warming” stance, I hope to expose some of the serious issues humanity is dealing with.

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1031 Real Estate Exchange: when is it beneficial?

May 20th, 2009 by Dirtguy | 2 Comments | Filed in Renting & Real Estate
beach real estate
SG asked:


I was recently confronted in regard to my FL condo (I owe $213) to exchange w/ a Myrtle Beach condo ($150). I am trying to sell/get rid of it to avoid future foreclosure. I have a permanent tenant lined up in SC, whereas I can’t even rent out on mine right now in FL–so I’m currently taking a big loss regardless.

How does a 1031 work, specifically when I owe more? Will I lose tremendously or does it wash even in the exchange process? I guess I’m confused as to how the titles & money owed are exchanged.

I’m trying to make it out of this unfortunate investment without drowning in the current slump! Would this exchange be beneficial to me?

investing real estate

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CAn you help me locate a real estate agent in west palm beach county?

December 20th, 2008 by Dirtguy | 2 Comments | Filed in Renting & Real Estate
beach real estate
Yenny V asked:


i need to know what company?I need to know what office she works for. HEr name is Beth Siegel, and she works in the west palm beach,lake worth, boca raton area. She works for assist 2 sell, but i need to know which office. Im in CT, and i guess that is a large chain in florida. Any help woould be appreciated.

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